Passing Gas and the Economy
Random Revelation: If everyone one passed gas instead of holding it in, the economy would steadily increase
skeptical?
Consider this:
If everyone passed gas, belched, defecated when necessary, the general public health would increase.
Healthier people means eventually they become healthier old people
Less of the elderly would have medical problems due to the bowel functions or toxins present in the body
this would gradually decrease the dependence of the elderly on such federal assistance like welfare and/ or social security
thus decreasing taxes for the workforce
which means more money in our pockets
furthermore…
with a smellier environment air fresheners would be in high demand
companies such as Lysol and Glade would not be able to keep up with demand
this would create more jobs and decrease the unemployment rate
consider this the next time you accidentally pass gas in public-
and to be honest I came up with this in 5 minutes tops XD
